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Dominion of Canada | Matthew Williams ([personal profile] unnoticeable) wrote2011-05-09 07:53 pm

[voice/text] 11th grievance.

Apologies all around. I've been acting like a jerk lately and for that, I'm sorry. I was way out of line. At least... now I have a better idea where true friendships lay and who really is only a fair weather friend or doesn't really give a care. Which is fine. Sometimes it's something we need to figure out for ourselves.

Anyway, I think I'm still going to avoid most forms of contact that are not text or voice until this bubble thing passes as well. It seems to have the potential to become rather... messy.



/--PRIVATE TEXT TO AMERICA

I'm sorry for thinking you cared. So, incidentally, have fun being a jerk. I'm going to save myself the effort and trouble of doing this again in the future by blocking you. Trust me. It's easier this way.

/--END PRIVATE
//--UPDATE STATUS TO BLOCK.



/--PRIVATE TEXT TO N

Sorry for everything lately.

/--END PRIVATE

have a god damn carrier pigeon, canada

[identity profile] 1776ftw.livejournal.com 2011-05-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[sometime during the day you'll notice a pigeon on your windowsill, Canada. With a note tied to it's leg!

If you take off the note, you'll find this:]


You are a jerk.

- United States of Awesome
Edited 2011-05-10 17:31 (UTC)

why thank you for lunch.

[identity profile] vimyridge.livejournal.com 2011-05-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just kidding. He's keeping the bird and recycling the note.]