[video] 1st grievance.

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[Highly unamused and definately more than just a tiny bit wet, there was a rather unhappy Canadian sitting on the edge of a fountain in the Plaza. Admittedly, he had nearly knocked his SFC into the fountain, but after fumbling for a few moments he had recovered and managed to activate it.]

S- so. This is a bit s- strange, I do have to admit... and I hate to be imposing, but can someone please tell me what's going on?

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[vimyridge.livejournal.com]

Technically speaking, yes. People have tried killing me before.

[But that was another argument for another time. Grumbling a bit, he swatted at his hand before giving him a confused look.]

I haven't been here before.

[1776ftw.livejournal.com]

[Of course no one's tried to kill Canada. He doesn't exist. Standing up now and offering him a hand out of the fountain.]

Sure you have! You were here when I ran for mayor.

[vimyridge.livejournal.com]

[...dammit. He walked into that one. Sighing a bit, he at least took his hand and climbed out.]

I think I'd remember if you ran for mayor of an underwater city. However, I'm pretty sure I don't remember this. Not even in my strangest of dreams.

[1776ftw.livejournal.com]

[A gasp!]

You're one of the ones who forgot then! Noooo, Mattie, don't forget me!

[BEARHUG.]

[vimyridge.livejournal.com]

[Not so tight. He needs to breath.]

I don't think I could ever forget you, Al. Not even if I tried.

[Laughing softly, he hugged him back in a reassuring manner.]

[1776ftw.livejournal.com]

[He puts on a happy smile, showing all his teeth, aw so sweet, Mattie. He is just SO HAPPY to have his bro here.]

Come on then! We need to get you clothes and a room at the house and oh man you have to meet Not Japan! He's ... oh! He's Red from Pokemon, you totally know Pokemon, right? I mean, dude, of course you do. Even in the North they have video games, right? Hahahaha, sometimes I forget!

[All the while he's babbling, he's dragging Mattie out of the fountain and to the nearest clothing shop.]

[vimyridge.livejournal.com]

[If the blank look he's wearing while listening to Al speak isn't a clue enough that he has no clue what he's going on about, then he doesn't know what is. On the other hand, he's also wondering if Al actually managed to learn how to transcend breathing as he's pretty sure no one should be able to ramble so much without a breath.]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're rambling on about, Al. It's like you're speaking a foreign language aside from American. So I'm not exactly sure what a Poke-man is or a video game.

[He's pretty much resigned himself to being dragged at least, and doesn't really object.]

[1776ftw.livejournal.com]

[Breathing is for losers.]

Whaaaaattt? You're kidding me, man. When I was back home, just the other day we were playing video games at my place together. You're pulling my leg, aren't you? Haha, so funny, Mattie.

[Entering the shop now, he gestures at the clothes and stack of towels by the door.]

Help yourself.