[Karkat tosses up a hand.] Then what's the fucking point? If you're going to make such a fuss about not being human, then change your mind, it pisses me off. You're worse than a wriggler who can't decide whether their favorite color is red or green this particular day.

But as far filling things... The main goal is just to fill those two before you have to worry about the Imperial Drone, but otherwise the order doesn't matter that much.

You know what? Fine. But you will accept what I tell you without any disbelief and that will be the end of that. No discussion. I'm the personification of a country. [And that was that.]

That's good to know at least. It must make it a bit easier.

[Oh god. Another one.]

You're not going to suddenly start hitting on me or come barging into my hive so you can damage part of it, are you?

...which one did that? I'll be more than happy to yell at them for you.

Korea's the one who hit on me, and America kicked my door in and set my kitchen on fire.

I think the only qualification you need for Korea to hit on you is to be breathing. [But don't quote him on that as he's also a bit sure Korea would hit on a robot.] But you don't have to worry about him anymore.

As for America, he's a jerk, anyway. He cares very little for personal property and people in general, unless he finds you interesting or something. Though, should you ever want to kick in his front door and set fire to his kitchen, I can at least provide the matches and lighter fluid.

That's why I'm glad he's gone.

I'd rather avoid America than go doing something like that. He's annoying enough just talking through the SFC without having to see him in person.

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Good luck with that. You should just block him on the SFC. It is possible.

If I started blocking people on there I'd just have to end up blocking almost everyone. Too much effort.

[Not to mention he'd probably blow up his SFC trying to do it, with as shitty as he is at computers. Not that he's going to say that much.]

Just tossing it out there. But yeah. Definitely a bit too much effort to put towards ignoring everyone.

[It's okay. He'll let him borrow his to practice since sometimes he could do without it.]

Still wish there was a temporary block function on this thing, whenever idiots decide to keep calling me back after I've hung up.

[He'd make you regret it, Canada. You'd have to replace it with how bad he is.]

Actually, you make a good point there. I wonder if there is one, somewhere. There should be, right?

[...maybe he doesn't want to replace it.]

I've searched through this thing and still haven't found it, if there is.

I'll give it a look-through later as well.

Let me know if you find it.

I will. I promise.

Good.

My name's Karkat, by the way. Karkat Vantas.

It's certainly nice to speak with you, Mister Vantas.

Save the mister and just call me Karkat.

S- sorry. I'll do so.

Whatever.

Just tell me if you find the block function, and otherwise don't make a nuisance of yourself or I'll shove a hot serving of verbal fuck you down your chute.

[Which more or less serves as a goodbye, as he shuts the SFC off then.]